Frat boys & murderous spiders banned from Applebees & the Winter Olympics - Episode 8

December 20, 2017

Russia is banned from the Winter Olympics, Frat boys are ruining everything, $1 Long Island Ice Teas from Applebees, Buffalo Bills fans throw dildos on the football field, flesh eating diabetes, oh, and if all spiders worked together, they could eat every human on earth in no time at all. There is so much to be scared and double scared of in this week's breakdown of why the world's ending today. Michael and Galina get very personal in this one about some topics that hit close to home.


Big thank you to Bobby Vaughn and The Promise Hero for our very catchy intro tunes. Find them wherever you find music.


Serial killers grow bad beards in Saudi Arabia - Episode 7

December 13, 2017

It's week 7! We check in with current events in Saudi Arabia, where apparently, Michael spent part of his childhood. We look at bad beards, mean mustaches and fugly facial hair. Galina counts down the top ten currently active serial killers in the United States, Michael terrifies us with news of scarlett fever outbreaks, we look at how the military failed to disclose violent offenders, and we ruin your vacation plans to Bali, Indonesia.

Huge thank you to Bobby Vaughn and The Promise Hero for our intro music, please check them out on Spotify, iTunes and SoundCloud and go see them live.


Net neutrality, flat-earthers, and beware of snakes in your toilet! - Episode 6

December 6, 2017

We get serious about net neutrality; what it is, why it's bad, and what you can do about fighting the FCC and keeping internet providers in check. Galina gets heated up about flat-earthers and disproves them with a segment on satellite trash and it's much-needed clean up. Michael sheds light about snakes popping up in toilets. Is your bathroom in jeapardy? If so, what kinds of snakes can you expect? The world is in trouble because people are eating crickett spaghetti. And finally, Galina ruins Christmas with a sad-but-true story about a freight train hitting reindeer in Norway.


Blake Shelton, CO2, and the curious case of the micropenis - Episode 5

November 30, 2017

Comedians Galina Rivina and Michael Burnett discuss the naming of Blake Shelton as sexiest man alive 2017, the dangerous rising levels of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere, North Korea sentencing Trump to death, the end of the Warped Tour, the threat of the micropenis, and UFOs!


Fake News! Cows play the lottery, climb the borderwall and suffer the death penalty - Episode 4

November 22, 2017

It's week four; Galina and Michael talk online harassment and it's imminent threat, and how fake news will get us all in trouble. Galina discusses the US and Mexican borderwall and its hazard to the environment, then looks at how the dairy industry could cause the end of the world. Michael talks playing the lottery and how it gets us in hot water and explores the death penalty. Email in your topic suggestions to


Slenderman eats GMOs in self-driving cars with Kevin Spacey - Episode 3

November 15, 2017

Michael and Galina discuss the Slenderman inspired murders, GMOs in food, the unmatched success of Marvel movies. They also look at the dangers of self-driving vehicles, Kevin Spacey and the annual Burning Man festival. Any and all of these things could bring about the end.


Yellowstone, vaccines and sexier robots! - Episode 2

November 8, 2017

Our second episode! Michael Burnett and Galina Rivina update you on sex robots and look at how vaccines, Yellowstone volcano, dogs on drugs, banks, and Oklahoma mental health facilities will bring about the earth's destruction


Why The World’s Ending Today - Episode 1

October 31, 2017

Do you live in fear? Good! So do we. Comedians Galina Rivina and Michael Burnett take you on a weekly tour of very legitimate reasons that the world could be ending today. Episode One discusses sex robots, wildfires, moose issues, fishery depletion, and more.