Jeff Sessions is thirsty, spy lizards & goose karma - Episode 24

April 5, 2018

Heads up! Comedian, actor and all around stellar guy Danny Jolles joins us. We tell  you about the water shortage crisis. Do you drink it? It's disappearing. Less than 3% of water on earth is fresh and drinkable and Cape Town, Africa has set a date for when they're completely out of water. We also talk about Attorney General Jeff Sessions. Did you know his full name? He should be a cartoon villain. Next up, restaurants may be able to control your tips for redistributing, Iran thinks we spy on them with lizards, giant rodents are invading California, a hunter was knocked unconscious by a goose he shot out of the sky.

Music by Bobby Vaughn & The Promise Hero

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Big Pharma is your Facebook friend that joined an orgasmic cult - Episode 23

March 28, 2018

This episode is gloves-optional. We binge-watched Dirty Money on Netflix and we're telling you all about Valeant Pharmaceuticals. Once one of the hottest stocks on Wall Street, it plummeted after the company was exposed to be price-gouging and taking advantage of health insurance. We also explore the art of Orgasmic Meditation! We tell you about a company called One Taste and maybe the newest cult. Plus, Kratom the legal opioid that can be purchased in vending machines and will definitely kill you, gay conversion camps are apparently still open and legal in 41 states, Galina's surprise topic is problematic for Facebook; thousands of users accidentally spread illegal materials in a misguided attempt to catch the criminal, and Michael's surprise topic is about how we don't pay attention to the dinosaurs enough and we certainly don't head their warnings.

 

Music by Bobby Vaughn & The Promise Hero

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Sleep deprived fancy bear hacks your e-cig and your porn collection - Episode 22

March 21, 2018

Our guest this week is actor/singer/songwriter Joe Gillette. Together we talk sleep loss and sleep deprivation, the growing trend of sleeping less and how it negatively affects our overall health, recreational sleep loss, and other scary stuff. Daylight Savings causes heart attacks. Go to bed or you'll die! We're afraid of Fancy Bear the Russian hacking agency operating since 2008. They are a group of hackers who spread misinformation and their goal is to advance Russian military activities. On a lighter note, we look at other adorable bears in history.Galina covers drowsy driving in depthO. Michael covers e-cigs that are blowing up in people's faces. Galina's surprise topic is a naked passenger forcing an Alaska Airlines flight to redirect. Michael's surprise topic is that we are apparently running out of ideas for porn and a child favorite cartoon has been parodied.

Music by Bobby Vaughn & The Promise Hero

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Cheating Millennials don’t go outside, Doomsday Clock & labia jewels - Episode 21

March 14, 2018
Comedian Lindsey Jennings joins us to chat divorce rates, patterns and affects on children of divorce, and our thouoghts on cheating in relationships. Plus, millennials are not going outside, what's wrong with us? Too much tv streaming and fun is not affordable.  Elon Musk has sold out of flame throwers so get yours soon. We also tell you that the Doomsday clock was moved forward by 30 seconds in 2018 so now it's only 2.5 minutes away from midnight and the end of humanity, almost every state has tried to pass a bill that requires you to pay $20 every time you want to access porn, and finally, a British model made jewelry out of her private parts. Lots of ways the world's ending today.
 
Music by Bobby Vaughn & The Promise Hero
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Florida Man uses Emotional Support Animal to give everyone toxoplasmosis - Episode 20

March 7, 2018

Michael and Galina break down why Florida is so awful; a close look at the elusive Florida man and all our favorite Florida Man news headlines. You think you know, but you have no idea. Also, what's going on with emotional support animals and why does everyone claim to need one? Airlines are cracking down on fake service animals including birds, snakes, spiders and our beloved dogs. Plus, killer whales have learned to speak English and are coming to kill us all while Michael's home state of Oklahoma continues to be a huge national embarrassment. Stick around to the end to find out which disease you almost definitely have, especially if you are a cat owner or maybe just a fan of kitty poo.

 
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Battery-powered rich people & Barney the sex dinosaur - Episode 19

February 28, 2018

Comedian Nicole Aimee Schreiber is here this week. We learn about lithium batteries, their significance in technology and their potential to explode in your pocket. Then we study the wealth gap, different than income inequality, turns out 10 % of the population has 50% of the wealth and other horrifying stats to make you distrust the rich. Also featured; the actor, David Joyner, who played Barney is now a tantric sex therapist, two monkeys in China were successfully cloned so planet of the apes here we come, a maltese mix dog in florida that the owners dyed purple with human hair dye, and finally, China is not taking our garbage anymore, they were the world,s trash buyer and as of January 1, 2018 China they stopped buying our crap. Watch Nicole on the upcoming documentary Poop Talk.

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Stephen Miller & The Kardashians will make you fat, steal your wine and die in your walls - Episode 18

February 21, 2018

Comedian Keith Johnson joins us to prep for the end. We take a look at Stephen Miller, Trump's Senior Advisor for Policy, we're not sure he has any friends and even Republicans don't like him. We also look at America's royal family; The Kardashians! Keith used to work on their E! Network show. We look at stats about Kourney, Kim, Khloe, Kendall, Kylie and Momma Kris and their influence on society. Did they only hire Keith because his name starts with a K? Plus, the LA Times reports obesity is contagious among friends, US child mortality rates are higher than 20 other wealthy nations because of social norms like guns, $1.2 million worth of wine was stolen from a Goldman Sachs executive, and the worst nightmare for a new homeowner, a Houston, TX couple finds the skeleton of a missing woman inside the wall of their house.

Thank you to Bobby Vaughn & The Promise Hero for our intro tunes!

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Accidentally killed your Alexa, fire starting birds & more bad news from Russia - Episode 17

February 14, 2018

So much to fear! Our main stories ; accidental injury death on the rise in the US and your voice assistants (Alexa, Siri, Google) and full of hidden dangers. Plus, scientists have found that birds of prey are intentionally setting fires in Australia, Russia has been using North Korean labor on construction sites, meteorites fell to earth that contained all the signs of life, and a man held in his sneeze and was hospitalized for a week after nearly breaking his neck. We are double-scared.

 

Thank you Bobby Vaughn and The Promise Hero for our intro music

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Greasy monkeys buy sex & get syphilis, justice for Lottie - Episode 16

February 7, 2018
Matthew Scott Montgomery joins us this week to look into what's got us terrified. Monkeys have learned to use money, gamble, steal and pay for sex. Speaking of sex, syphilis is making a come back; we look at stats, history and all sorts of weird growth patterns of this STD. Plus,
a ship off the coast of china leaked massive amounts of oil into the ocean, scientists have figured out how DNA can be mapped without any physical trace of that person, there's a Chinese spacestation called Tiangong1 falling uncontrollably to earth (#JUSTICEFORLOTTIE) and a
New Zealand woman marries the ghost of a pirate.
 
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A pill to track your farts, the flu, mudslides & how much you love horses - Episode 15

February 2, 2018

Hold your horses! This week we scare you about the flu, flu-shots, flu deaths and risk. We also tell you all about mudslides and landslides. Plus, a pill you swallow to track your farts and teach us about digestion. Diets are over, Galina explains why. Finally, Michael has not one but two stories of men making love to wild horses, one in Alabama and one in Long Island.

Intro music by Bobby Vaughn & The Promise Hero

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